Saturday, 11 April 2009
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****-ology (because my name is a 4-letter word)
Alright, I'll join in this for lack of something better to write at the moment. Consider this my Ego-ology. The best kind of "ology" is one that is about me anyway right? What? Half the people reading this stopped after that last sentence? Well, then clearly they didn't read it out loud. If they read it out loud, then clearly they would be speaking their true thoughts! (um... if you didn't get that then never mind. It's not worth explaining)
FOODOLOGY
Favorite salad dressing?
I prefer to let salads dress in private. I think it's sad that some people treat them like a piece of meat!
Favorite sit-down resturaunt?
As opposed to one you stand-in?
Food you could eat 2 weeks straight and not get sick of?
Obviously something with a shelf-life greater than 14 days
Favorite pizza topping?
Steak. A good steak tops eating pizza any day of the week!
What do you like to put on your toast?
I normally eat it. Placing things on top of it seems kind of weird. What? Do you put books or something on yours?
TECHNOLOGY
How many TV sets are at your house?
Wait... they come in SETS?!?!
What color is your cell phone?
What kind of racist question is that?
BIOLOGY
Are you right or left-handed?
I'm always left-handed and usually right. Why? Are right-handed people usually wrong?
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yeah, normally the same things I put IN it. It's called digestion.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My eyelids... this morning... and I lifed TWO at one time!
Have you ever been knocked unconcious?
Almost every night after I go to bed.
TERMINOLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Hmm. If I never meet the day I die, does that mean I live forever?
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Probably something useful like super powers or peace on earth. Maybe a puppy or a bag of Goldfish if I'm feeling particularly frivolous though.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Not if I can get the $1,000 for free.
PROCTOLOGY (because you'll never guess where these questions came from)
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Why do you have to talk about them as though they were property? And why discriminate against single flops? They aren't ALL couples you know.
The last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I don't go runnin with cops!
Last person you talked to?
I don't know yet. I'm not dead.
Last person you hugged?
You really didn't catch my previous answer did you?
FAVORITEOLOGY
Season?
Football
Holiday?
Sure! I love vacation!
Day of the week?
Today is Saturday.
Month?
It's April. Are you sure you're ok? I can tell you the year too if you want. Maybe you should sit down and take this all in.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
No, why? Did you find them?
Mood?
Verb. Past tense. Usually a reference to the sound a cow makes.
What are you listening to?
Obviously not you!
Watching?
Not my weight if that's what you mean. It doesn't stick out in front of me enough to watch it yet.
Worrying about?
I'm worried that whoever wrote this will repeat a question somewhere in this questionaire.
RANDOMOLOGY
What is the first place you went this morning?
The bathroom. ...though I suppose I could have used my bed like some people.
Last movie you saw?
Again with the assumption of my death?
Smile often?
Only when I'm around stupid people. ...Yes. All the time.
Do you always answer your phone?
No, sometimes it isn't ringing.
It's 4AM and you get a text message. Who is it?
No it's not and I didn't get one but I'm guessing it's you because no one else would know about it.
If you could change your eye color, what would it be?
About the lamest super power imaginable short of growing larger and turning bright green.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
If I have to add flavors to it, shouldn't I just go somewhere that doesn't taste as bad?
Do you own a digital camera?
No, and I don't own a real one either.
Have you ever had a pet fish?
I don't pet fish. They'de swim away if I tried.
What's your favorite Christmas song?
You do realize it's April right?
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Nothing. I put it on top of the other stuff.
Can you do push-ups?
Yes, but I really prefer strapless.
Can you do a chin up?
Most people call it nodding.
Do you have any saved texts?
Why? Do you want one?
Ever been in a car wreck?
Is that supposed to be a threat?
Do you have an accent?
No, mine's a Honda.
What is the last song to make you cry?
Happy Birthday. Of all the songs in the world, that is the LAST one to make me cry! Not that I cry from any other songs either.
Plans tonight?
If I did, do you really think I'd be doing this?
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
No, I don't disrespect statues like that so I would have no point of reference.
Three things you bought in the last week?
1.)Time. 2.)Some lame excuse. 3.)(and obviously if it were my LAST week) the farm.
Have you ever been given roses?
Yeah, I been given roses to people on special occasions an stuff.
Current worry?
That I already answered this somewhere earlier in this questionaire.
Current hate right now?
Redundant questions.
Met someone who changed your life?
As opposed to meeting someone and experiencing no change at all? That would be impossible.
How did you bring in the New Year?
By living long enough to make it past the previous one.
What song represents you?
I'm sure the Songs are very nice people but I prefer to represent myself in this case.
Three people who might complete this?
Well, anyone MIGHT complete it! Duh!
What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Look, my alibi checks out. If you're going to charge me with something then do it already.
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Going back to sleep
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Comments (21)
You are such a smart aleck. Are you sure we're not related?
That made my day. =D
@saintvi - Pretty sure. For one thing, my name's not Aleck. hehe
@BebstersBlog2 - Glad to hear it. It's night time here. hehe
What's one question that prevents a smart aleck answer?
:D
Next thing you know, they'll be asking us if our cell phones are Jewish. WHEN WILL THE PREJUDICE END.
The dang fool who wrote this doesn't even know that 12AM is the morning, not the night. Some people just flunk kindergarten repeatedly.
@The44thHour - Not that one! haha!
@ModernBunny - Oi Vey! I'm just glad my cell phone is grey. It may be old but it's a race-neutral as you can get!
@mrcolorful - Or maybe they were seeing who would still be out and about at midnight? Who knows? I'll bet they were a Harvard grad hahaha!
@Legendairy - That's gotta be it, they're a Harvard Grad...
I love it when people answer surveys with snarky comments!!
Would have been funnier if you were only a jackass on 50-60% of the questions. ;P Gotta change it up.
Fun stuff!
@Legendairy - I'm in the same time zone as you, but my day doesn't end until I'm asleep, I guess.
Hehehe I love your snarky replies.
Shucks to the eyelid answer, now that WAS clever! :)
funny stuff
You are hilarious. As always.
Thanks for the laughs, man.
XD My sentiments exactly for the last one!
Lol! :) Hilarious.
LOL, This is why I love you! You always, always, always make me laugh and smile! Ha ha ha. There are too many in here that just got me going. <3 <3 *hugs* You're completely full of awesome! Now get on yahoo! ;)
Ha, ha, nice...
Liked this very much.